There’s something you should know about me: I’m not exactly shy. Also I talk a lot. (True story: On my third grade report card there was a section for behavioral stuff, and in that section was TALKS UNNECESSARILY. The poor teacher crammed about fifty check marks into that one little box. I think she was trying to make a point.) Anyway, you can click the links to the right to see, hear and read more about me than you’d ever care to know. Short on time or attention span? Just watch the video trailer (shiny! sparkly!) for IF IT WAS EASY THEY’D CALL THE WHOLE DAMN THING A HONEYMOON, below. And then email my husband to tell him what a great sport he is. He likes it when people do that.

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