So shoot me.

I know, I know. I suck at updating my blog. Here’s some recent activity, in case you’re interested:

Popped by Life Starring Ellie and Eve to do some guest blogging. (Then she gave me this saw-weet review!)

Yukked it up with the WAHM talk radio crew.

Confessed to the world (via Café Mom) the real reason I wear hats every day.

Dropped an s-bomb during a phone interview with Celebrity Parents Magazine… and they printed it!!!

Hosted a little giveaway with the ever-cool MomsMaterial…

And prayed that I would win the lottery so I could buy these ridiculously expensive (but effing adorable) bathing suits for my already spoiled daughters.

(I didn’t buy them, honey. I swear.)