Me hopefully not throwing up or otherwise humiliating myself.
Oh, just guest blogging for my favorite NYT bestseller.
I love Allison Winn Scotch, and not just because she's [...]
I just learned how to embed shit. See?
Seriously, who the fuck invented HTML code anyway? It reminds [...]
I so totally, like, don’t talk like this.
Do I? Check out this interview with the Noozhawk and, [...]