I love Allison Winn Scotch, and not just because she’s got booze right in her name, or even because she asked me to guest-blog for her while the bitch she skips across Paris.

I love Allison because she’s even nicer than she is talented than she is gorgeous–and that’s saying a lot.

If you haven’t bought and read all of her books, please do so as a favor to me. And to yourself.

Mostly to yourself.

And then skip on over to read what she actually let me say on her blog.

Don’t forget to comment! I mean, it’s not like I care all that much or I judge my worth by the nice things strangers say about me or anything.

Okay, it might be exactly a little like that.