Like most moms, I have committed to memory The List of Things That Could Seriously Maim or Possibly Kill My Children: Cheap lead-laced “silver” jewelry imported from China. Those damned perfectly windpipe-size jawbreakers. Anything small and magnetic that when ingested immediately seeks its magnet mate, thereby ripping a potentially deadly hole in some critical organ or other. Now—please God say it isn’t so—I have to add the beloved bouncy house to the list?

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