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I’ve Still Got It... I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty

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I’ve Still Got It… I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty

“Welcome to Middle Age! After you check your functioning internal thermostat and razor-sharp memory at the door, you might want to pour yourself a nice, stiff drink…”

Tackling everything from cosmetic surgery and financial panic to skinny jeans and the meaning of life, I’VE STILL GOT IT is a middle age manifesto filled with hilarious misadventures, humiliating confessions and occasional (hot) flashes of genius.

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