Toxic bouncy houses? Really?Like most moms, I have committed to memory The List of Things That Could Seriously Maim or Possibly Kill My [...]
Anything helps.We see the same homeless guy every time we go to the grocery store. He stands with his sign—I couldn’t [...]
Oh yeah, I’m in trouble.We love summer around here. Late dinners outside, sleeping in, glorious days at the beach (and by "glorious days" I [...]
My Dad Rocks.My 5Yo had a t-shirt emblazoned with that on the front, and I always wish they'd made shirts like that [...]
Where’s that damned Kindergarten Cop when you need him?Spats on the preschool playground are hardly newsworthy—unless they happen between 20 or so parents at a freaking graduation celebration [...]
If You Build It, There Will Be Many, Many ArgumentsWhether it was a Barbie Dream House or a new home built from scratch, chances are you have attempted to [...]
Oh my effing GAWD.After months of arduous toiling (and by "arduous toiling" I mean "writing checks to a half dozen programmers"), my blog [...]
Dirty Dozen, or The Week in Tweets.It's been a while since I've gathered up a smattering of one-liners (damned work). With my apologies and without further [...]
It’$ only money, honey.Experts say money is the number-one source of marital conflict--even among couples who have more than enough of it. Is [...]
I look pretty good for just delivering twins!Okay, they’re books. Specifically, Big Rigs for Moms and Tea Parties for Dads, two little companion guides to your new [...]
Drive me crazy.Do you fight with your spouse in the car? Oh, we do. I'm not even allowed to drive because he [...]
Gee, honey. Are you sick?I never would have guessed. When a man is sick, he isn't just sick, he invented sick. He moans, whimpers, [...]
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140 characters is not a lot to work with.Still not following me on Twitter? Here’s what you’re missing: 1. You know your hygiene standards are slipping when [...]
The Week in TweetsIt's called RECYCLING, people. Save the earth? Heard of it? Aw, hell. The complaint line forms here. I was just [...]
No, I didn’t write this.Candy Crush Soda Saga Cheats, Advice, and Tricks You Should Use To Win Best 5 Should- Hints and Know Trivia [...]
Top 10 Tweets of the WeekNot following me on Twitter yet? Here’s what you’re missing: 1. Yesterday: no visible rogue eyebrow hairs. Today: weed-wacker required. [...]
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I really did. I attacked him.Want to know what happened next? Check out my latest piece on Betty Confidential. You’ll see why my husband is [...]
