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The REAL Holiday Letter.

Inspired by my friend Simon--who gently mocked my syrupy holiday letter/poem (yes, it rhymed)--I replied with what the real letter [...]

She’s not cross ALL the time.

My new-best-friend Hazel just asked me to write a guest-post for her hilarious blog, HotCrossMum. I adore her, and not [...]

So help me, God!

I grew up in a religiously mixed household: My mom was a devout, conservative Catholic who dutifully attempted to pass [...]

It’s just a flesh wound.

Despite the nasty-looking scab on my forehead (apparently you can exfoliate too rigorously), I am pumped up to promote See [...]

Alert the Press: Marriage Is Hard!

It actually made headlines a while back when tabloid-shy actress Gwyneth Paltrow admitted in an interview that her relationship with [...]

Letting the Cat out of the Bag

Although I am a type-A, obsessive-compulsive neat freak, you wouldn’t know it by peering into my purse. To call it [...]

It wasn’t me, honest.

This woman is blaming me—me!—for her pregnancy. Funny but true. Candy Crush Soda Saga Cheats, Advice, and Tricks You Should [...]

Talk about maddening.

Remember that old Far Side cartoon, the one with the guy talking to his dog? Under the first picture is [...]

I swear I am not making this up.

My submission made the hilarious  "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks. (Scroll down to the tip jar photo.) I’ll be signing [...]

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