Divorce is not funny at all. Except when I write about it. Which is what I’m doing right now.
The only problem is I’m not divorced*, so I need your help.
You know how when your marriage ended, the shit totally hit the fan and all of a sudden you had all of these BATSHIT CRAZY STORIES that nobody would ever believe?
That.
Is.
What.
I.
Need.
For my new book (a novel! totally fictionalized!) I need your most hilarious, humiliating and/or heartbreaking post-divorce stories. They can be about dating or hooking up with your ex or stalking him/his new squeeze or hot-tubbing with a bunch of college guys or sexting some hot waiter or trying to navigate Match.com or
If your story makes it into the book I will give you my children send you a signed copy hot off the press! You will remain totally anonymous as this hilarious/humiliating/heartbreaking thing won’t be happening to YOU, but to my heroine.
If you’d prefer to share your story on the down-low, feel free to email it to me at jenna@tzr.607.myftpupload.com.
(I’ve already given the ex-husband a tiny penis, so there’s that incentive.)
You’re awesome. Mean it.
~Jenna
*notice how I didn’t say yet
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