Valentine’s Day can suck it.
Guys, do NOT buy this for your wife or girlfriend. Remember when you were dating, and Valentine’s Day was [...]
No really, I am a weird-shit magnet.
If you know me, you know that weird shit happens to me all the time. Like today, for instance. I [...]
Not THOSE kind of balls, dear*
*totally those kind of balls This weekend I took my daughters to Ben & Jerry's, because I'm a kick-ass mom [...]
It doesn’t compute, right?
The other night at dinner we were happily practicing math facts with our eight-year-old, because we are good parents despite [...]
The Must-Have New Mom Posse
For an article I'm writing for a parenting magazine, I'm assembling a list I'm affectionately dubbing "the must-have new mom [...]
I am way too old for this.
Once upon a time I met this really cute guy and we got married and at first we were going [...]
That’s right, bitches. It’s REVEREND McCarthy now.
You guys know I'm all super-religious, right? (What? That's not what holier-than-thou means? Shit. Never mind.) Fine, I'm not super-religious. [...]
Did I say something to offend you?
So I know you guys probably think I get angry hate mail all the time from people I've offended, but [...]
Pinterest: A Cautionary Tale
Like you, I used to find it exhausting trolling the internet all day for pictures of houses I'll never own, [...]
Seriously, what the hell is Pinterest?
I don't know either, but I joined. Nobody even invited me (I didn't know it was the equivalent of the [...]
Mall Santa Can Bite Me.
This year I was one of them: Those annoyingly-together holiday shoppers who have nearly everything bought, wrapped and shipped by [...]
Watch me not-throwing up on stage at TEDx!
On 11.11.11 I had one of the greatest honors of my life (blah blah blah marrying my amazing husband and [...]
How to Piss Off Your Wife.
You know, in case you weren't quite sure how to do that. You're welcome. How to Piss Off Your Wifeby: [...]
My whirlwind week in NYC.
You know how when you go away, even if it's somewhere magical, after about a week you sort of can't [...]
Wait. I only said till DEATH do us part.
Funniest. Video. Clip. EVER. Enjoy!
In case you’re not totally sick of me yet.
UPDATED SEPTEMBER 30 (And sort of related: How can it be that tomorrow is October when it was just June [...]
Baby I’m a firework.
Okay, SHE'S a firework. And she ROCKED THE HOUSE last night... which I mention because my husband made it clear [...]
I love hearing shit like this, really.
My husband and I just snuck away for lunch at our favorite Indian restaurant. (Related: Snuck isn't a word? Really? [...]
Of course you’re not the boss of him.
But you know sometimes you secretly pretend that you are. For a feature I'm working on for REDBOOK magazine, I'm [...]
Too old for Katy Perry?
Me: You're on the girls Sunday night because C got us tickets to Katy Perry! [giggles like schoolgirl] DH: Really? [...]
Appearances & Interviews
I am going to kiss Shannon Kelley on the lips!
The reporter had this to say about me/my book in this week's Independent: From “National Geographic boobs” to the first post-birth bowel movement, Santa Barbara author Jenna [...]
Believe me, the irony is NOT lost on me
Good Housekeeping is excerpting The Parent Trip! Clearly, they do not do personal home-inspections before deeming their authors worthy of inclusion.Candy Crush Soda Saga Cheats, Advice, and [...]