One year to a clean closet: Day 8 (Izod tee)
If I had to describe my personal style, I guess I'd call it Anything but Preppy. I adore over-the-knee boots, [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 7 (cashmere wrap)
I didn't have a single allergy growing up. Pollen, dander, dust mites, mold, peanuts, tree nuts, bee stings, gluten? Bring [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 6 (cami-dress)
Once a year I am lucky enough to be able to take a girls' trip with some of my favorite [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 5 (bondage/club dress)
Today's post is difficult for me to write. Not only do I have to part with a dress I actually [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 4 (juicy sweats)
I won't lie. I still own a few pair of Juicy sweatpants. And yes, I still wear them. (I also [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 3 (the other blue dress)
Unless I'm playing strip poker, there's nothing I don't love about dresses. They're easy (no matching! no pinching! no "tuck or [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 2 (this thing)
I woke up this morning staring at that Cheesecake Factory menu-closet of mine, totally overwhelmed. I think if I were going to [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 1 (green jeans)
Yesterday I was lying in bed scrolling through Facebook when I came across this sponsored post. It was basically some [...]
You can keep your bag-o-crap.
Um, no thanks. Really. Dear Parents of Every Child We Know, Thanks again for inviting us to celebrate [...]
A whole entire book for less than the price of a latte!
If you're pregnant, thinking about maybe trying to get pregnant, or have already gone and gotten yourself knocked up, [...]
A(nother) Letter to My Children’s Stepmom
So there’s this syrupy “letter to my daughter’s stepmom” making the internet rounds that I feel compelled to address. In it, [...]
KICK ASS OLIVE CHICKEN
So when your friend the BESTSELLING AUTHOR and all around awesome chick Allison Winn Scotch asks you for your best easy [...]
Treat Him Like a Dog (and other tips for marital bliss)
You smile at strangers on the street, praise your kids for every scribbled stick person they draw and fawn over your [...]
Six Fantasy Camps I Wish Existed (Outside of My Mind)
When I was a kid and summer rolled around, my parents’ “plans” for me could be summed up in one [...]
I dedicate my new book to YOU!
Well, if you come up with the perfect title, that is. Here's the deal... I wrote a novel! It's really [...]
April Fools Can SUCK IT.
Tonight my kids were all fired up talking about all of the fun April Fools pranks their friends at school [...]
Oh no you DIDN’T.
Divorce is not funny at all. Except when I write about it. Which is what I'm doing right now. The [...]
I wrote a new book. I think you’ll like it.
Like all of my books, it has an impossibly long title which I get REALLY sick of typing out over [...]
Sex, Lies and Really Clean Floors
Results of a recent research project are getting a ton of media play, and for good reason: it seems a [...]
If your kid’s a bully, it’s your fault.
I have several bad habits I should probably change, but among the worst is that every night I read the [...]
Appearances & Interviews
I just learned how to embed shit. See?
Seriously, who the fuck invented HTML code anyway? It reminds me of my very first DOS-powered IBM. (You weren't born.) I'm not saying I could invent a [...]
I so totally, like, don’t talk like this.
Do I? Check out this interview with the Noozhawk and, like, weigh in.Candy Crush Soda Saga Cheats, Advice, and Tricks You Should Use To Win Best 5 [...]