One year to a clean closet: Day 47 (decomposing sneakers)
I have a confession to make. Today's item didn't actually come from my closet. Even though you could probably fit a [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 46 (tired yellow sweater)
Not every article of clothing I own has a story. They weren't all purchased while slightly tipsy on girls' weekends, or [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 45 (second date top *WEEPS*)
Before you get all judgy on me right now, let me remind you that I am not getting paid [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 44 (black sk*rt)
Out of the blue this week, my almost 14-year-old (TOMORROW!) announced, "Want to know what word I hate?" Of course, as [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 43 (George Costanza sweater)
I have this weird thing* about top-length. (*I just started typing that and realized you could end that sentence [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 42 (twin dress)
I realize this is going to come as a great shock to a lot of you, but I'm sort of [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 41 (tablecloth dress)
Overnight it turned into summer in Santa Barbara, as it does every year (spring? what's spring?), even though every [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 40 (yes more sequins)
From the blindingly shiny pile of abandoned clothes currently covering my closet floor, one might be inclined to make [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 39 (unicorn frappuccino jeans)
You know how you literally cannot turn on your phone or scroll through Instagram or even blink without seeing something about [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 38 (neon sequin shift)
I have two daughters and we enjoy shopping a lot, much to their father's vexation amusement. "Ooh mom! You [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 37 (cargo-chinos)
In a long-ago lifetime when I was a staff magazine writer and editor, I did glamorous things like attend [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 36 (“winning” shlong-sleeve tee)
If you have kids, you know how dangerous the annual school auction is. One minute, you're at the bar in [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 35 (metallic mini)
Way back on Day 5 of this little adventure, I had a little come-to-Jesus with myself about age-appropriate dressing. Then [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 34 (pocket-yoga pants)
Remember the other day when I said I have two uniforms (jeans/white T and jeans/black T)? I should clarify. Those [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 33 (garden party dress)
Let's go over some already-established reasons some people think I am batshit crazy quirks about me: I love dresses and [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 32 (bedazzled jeans)
I basically have two uniforms: Jeans and a white t-shirt, and jeans and a black t-shirt. If I'm not wearing [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 31 (Madonna pedal-pushers)
I think it's important to say right up front that I like to dress up as Madonna whenever possible. Your [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 30 (London sweatshirt)
My husband and I celebrated our first anniversary with a month-long trip to Europe. (HAHAHA remember when you didn't have [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 29 (Zsa Zsa scarf)
I like scarves a lot. When you're a solid-staple-girl like me, a fun scarf (like a hat but probably not [...]
One year to a clean closet: Day 28 (formerly one-shoulder dress)
I am so mad at me right now on so many levels, I don't even know where to start. My [...]
Appearances & Interviews
It’s like they named the show for me or something.
At 7:00 pm PST on 12/8, listen live as I chat with the babes (Nancy, Lisa and Betty Anne) over at Chit Chat Cafe. Pour yourself a [...]
Me, saying the same shit again.
But seriously! Each show has it's own fun quirks... Click here to hear me bash Khloe Kardashian in the first ten seconds of the interview! This one [...]